“Honey, I swear that I didn’t know that there were drugs in the car. It wasn’t even my car. I was just riding in it.”
“I believe you, daddy-o.”
“You do?”
“Yes. And I know just how to make you feel all better.”
“You mean.”
“Yes. First a hand job, with my gloves on, to be hygienic and all. Remember, I was a nurse. Then I’ll blow you. Capish.”
“I capish good!!!”
The End