The History of the Dildo aka She’s got a dick too!!! – Part 1

A schlong is that brand-new shine variant, of course, that’s literally overnight become all the rage with bulldykes worldwide. The dildo, which is a must have, is fleshtone not black. The pubic hairs on its testicles match the hair of the wearer and they are not kinky. There is no vaginal “finger;” instead the wearer’s vagina is left accessible via the dildo harness’ built-in artificial vagina, turning the wearer into a functional hemorphidite, in other words, a she-male. When aroused, artificial jism spurts from the dildo, jism produced by the testicles. Likewise, there is no anal “finger;” instead the wearer’s anus is left accessible via the dildo harness’ built-in artificial anus. The flesh-color of the harness and dildo — dick and balls — adds to the creepiness quotient of said strap-on. The flesh-colored harness and dildo are two parts of a whole, and as such their joining is seamless. When worn, the strap-on fuses seamlessly to the wearer’s body; strap-on and wearer become one, which is what you would expect of a Borg appendage. Using the strap-on is highly addictive, delivering bliss during orgasm that eclipses clear-1, clear-2, et al., all iterations of clear or any other “recreational” drug for that matter!

The harness’ vaginal and anal orifices are also battery powered stimulators. The wearer will go into spasms whenever the dread devices come alive inside of her, deep inside her warm, deep nook (vagina) and cranny (anus). Her mechanical “friends” will shuttle and vibrate with a vengeance upon command; otherwise they’re inactive, passively giving the girl pleasure by their mere discomfort. One orifice is stuck in the wearer’s pussy and the other orifice is stuck in her asshole. Sound familiar?