Claire is “clean and pristine.” Features online, all of the time; no exceptions. Patients still “dump” on her, but, no matter how many times and how much they dump on her, the filth never sticks because of her features always being switched on and thus her being immaculate, befitting Kirstjen in spite of her being Claire.
RBF, in spades. Therefore. A hard pretty face, with an overemphasis on “hard,” befitting Kirstjen in spite of her being Claire.
How hard? As hard as MTG.
A large ugly mouth that looks like it could deep throat a massive cock and balls with ease. A mouth that bespeaks of loathing and disdain even when that’s not the wearer’s intent—that frown of a mouth—a Bass eating bait mouth. A mouth that easily gobbles up “hung like a horse.” Reeks dominatrix.
Cold, cruel calculating blue eyes, as cold and cruel and calculating as MTG’s. Reeks dominatrix.
Also, deep, wanton, blue eyes. Projecting a stalker’s OCD and associated depravity, in spades.
Old-fogey yellow-blonde jeannie is worn let down into long silky golden shoulder-draping tresses. Same as MTG.
The girl’s long well-educated tongue licks her thin lips, as she strolls by Fred. She decides to cull him later in her rounds.
No eyeglasses. Therefore, no thick-readers, which by their lonesome, would render her fugly. Thus. Her Bolshoi-bare no longer amounts to putting lipstick on a pig. She looks like Kirstjen’s usual thirty-something instead of a well-used fifty-something Claire, befitting Kirstjen in spite of her being Claire.
Not strapping butch. Therefore. She doesn’t walk stilted as if she’s strapping and having a moment. She doesn’t walk stilted at all.
She’s a hard, nonfluidic Barbara I Dream of Jeannie Eden’s Stella Johnson channeling Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, making Netflix home for Spooky Season, channeling The Magicians’ Alice Quinn shoved into a Mildred Huff–i.e., without the bleach-blonde homeliness of horseface Georgia Republican Ms. Marjorie Taylor Greene (MTG); “a bleach blonde beauty with a badass showgirl body,” no Piranhas or Parts, doesn’t walk stilted, and is not having an MTG “bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch body” moment.
Ugly-minded but NOT ugly. Hard. Pretty. With a badass showgirl body. Is a sure-fire recipe for “friends with benefits.”
Pretty girls can do anything. Ugly girls MUST do everything. What do hardlooking ugly-minded pretty girls do?!
Blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits, loathsome mouth, pancake ass, and carved legs-for-days, and hard. Yowza.
Not Bohemian-Macabre. Not ragged. Clean and pristine. Degenerate. Depraved. Consumptive. In a word: Bohemian. The perfect dominatrix.