Monthly Archives: October 2011

Glenda – “Apocalypse Now, Redux” aka “Doctor Who?” [Part 3]

Riker flashes that cocky grin of his. It’s premature. Ba da bing ba da boom. Mondo animates. She makes an arcane gesture with her hands. The two-way mirror glass goes one-way [like a “regular” mirror, affectively it’s opaque]. She leaps … Continue reading

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Glenda – “Apocalypse Now, Redux” aka “Doctor Who?” [Part 2]

“I guess it’s time to roll the dice.” Upon making that smart aleck remark, three very puzzled faces turn to and stare at Riker. “Nash, let’s go earn our pay.” Riker exits, not bothering to see if Nash is following. … Continue reading

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Glenda – “Apocalypse Now, Redux” aka “Doctor Who?” [Part 1]

“So, who is she?” “Mondo Kane, faerie, retired twenty-something librarian. And sirs … ma’am …” “Yes?” “There’s a lock on her file …,” pause: “a 011.” “Why in the fuck would military intelligence have a lock on a civilian’s file?” … Continue reading

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Rise: Blood Hunter – Lucy Liu [Getting even For getting Made]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=x8tBhRjHX40 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-wvuFowDods http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8MmRdpXN_t8   Plot A woman who joins the undead against her will seeks vengeance against the ghouls who transformed her in this thriller. Sadie Blake (Lucy Liu) is a journalist who becomes acquainted with a group of beautiful … Continue reading

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Dame Tress-Macneille Chillingsworth as stand-in for actress Mimi Rogers, from Showtime’s “Full Body Massage” – [from our classic nude series]

Decades later, she [as the off-again-on-again thespian] resurfaces theatrically [in Showtime’s “Full Body Massage” among others] doubling for actress Mimi Rogers. It remains the Vampire’s public self [her favored/favorite “pretense”, so to speak], and her dearest “hobby”, to this very day. … Continue reading

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Species 456 – Hobgoblins and their close kin the Goblins aka Asia’s Delights

Suddenly you light and as suddenly go dark fellow firefly. — Chine Jo

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Dame Tress-Macneille Chillingsworth as stand-in for actress Gloria Swanson – circa 1930

In the 1930s, the Vampire [a dabbling thespian] was a frequent stand-in for actress Gloria Swanson, doing a near deadringer for the movie starlet. Many a vintage glamour portrait of Ms. Swanson is actually a misidentified photo of Dame Chillingsworth. It … Continue reading

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Full Body Massage aka The “older” White female – [our first nudes]

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the human body. We touch heaven when we lay our hand on it. — Thomas Carlyle, 1840

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Glenda – “Your Villain, Our Hero” aka “How to make a Barbie doll” [Part 30]

Of course, there are rumors about the truth, and it’s not that most people are afraid to voice them publically let alone privately. It’s just that the notion of living in a multiverse is just too disturbing for the vast … Continue reading

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Glenda – “Your Villain, Our Hero” aka “How to make a Barbie doll” [Part 29]

Section 31 is an autonomous intelligence and defense organization. It is a special security operation, manned by Federation citizens, that is not subject to the normal constraints of Starfleet ethical protocols. The Section exists outside Starfleet Intelligence’s influence and deals … Continue reading

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Glenda – “Your Villain, Our Hero” aka “How to make a Barbie doll” [Part 28]

The door opens. Riker and Nash enter the room. They are dressed in civilian clothes. The girl’s conditioning kicks in. She goes limp in her chair. Mouth open slackly, drooling. Her eyes stare off blankly into space. Think … Rohypnol … Continue reading

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Glenda – “Your Villain, Our Hero” aka “How to make a Barbie doll” [Part 27]

“We are very sorry to interrupt your fun, Ms. Klein, but it was quite unavoidable.” “It’s Miss not Ms.” “Sorry for my misspeak.” “No problem.” She crosses and uncrosses her legs. Think: Fatal Instinct, the unrated, uncut, “international” version, the … Continue reading

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Glenda – “Your Villain, Our Hero” aka “How to make a Barbie doll” [Part 26]

Yes indeed, Fisher is still quite the sight herself. To a dead thing, she’s a Barbie doll. And, the coup de gras … Once she’s just skin and bone and hair and tits, emaciated, she’ll look as close to a … Continue reading

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Glenda – “Your Villain, Our Hero” aka “How to make a Barbie doll” [Part 25]

Leavings scatter the floor. Human leavings. Male and female. Young and old. Children and even infants. Bones, some complete skeletons, but no flesh. No partially eaten carcasses. Not all of the leavings are human, though. A fair share are animals. … Continue reading

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The Rachel – A Dark ‘do that isn’t just for Darque girls

“So I want it kind of rough and ready but like really shiny and smooth and kind of chin length but shoulder-draping lengthy and like straight but a bit curly and a crass golden blonde. Wait a minute let me … Continue reading

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