Monthly Archives: January 2011

Gina Carano and Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos [“Beauty and the Beast?”]

Each soul is a beautiful flower that passes from this Earth … only to bloom again in Heaven’s Garden. Those we held in our arms for awhile, we hold in our hearts forever. Ours is a Heaven of The Light. … Continue reading

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Kevin Nash, Booker T, and Megan Fox – Transformers [mortals in disguise]

We are delusional to go against immortality. Still, we fight, love, and create. As we are the only creatures in on life’s grand secrets who beside Them are Children of God. We sense the pointlessness beyond The Light. We sense … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 15] [“Kill today, so that you can kill more tomorrow.”]

   Mondo Kane, librarian(retired-Grimm Reaper): “Grimm Reaper … moi …? Ha! You’re woefully out of date. I’m a private citizen, now; just like you. No more shooting reviews. No more Listings. No more oversight of any kind.”  Without breaking eye … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 14] [“The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day.”]

 Special Agent Eunice Bloom: “I’m so smart, I make smart people feel like they’re retarded.” Mondo mimics an arcane gesture with her hands. It’s not magic … it’s vudu … She steps down onto the floor. The Federal agent gets … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 13] [“While the Saints stand confounded, call me with the Wicked surrounded.”]

There I go again, back from nowhere fast … *** Mondo comes to herself. She’s in an alcove set into the wall of a ROOM. The ROOM is blanche white. There’s a table facing her. Three people, all Food, a … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 12] [“?” … The intermission is over …]

Mondo emerges from the shower and realizes that someone else is in the room. She’s assimilated, so she can see him clearly.  As always, the girl is wearing her perls. She slips on her bra and panties. Of course, with … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 11] [“Never pat a burning dog.”]

“Miss Kane … Word association?” “Shoot.” “Mobb Deep?” “Human. Nineteenth Century physicist. Co-inventor of Intrinsic Mechanics. IM, which is the foundation of Exotic Science, is also the basis for Al Gore’s radical variations on Exotic Particle Physics and Koch’s Theories … Continue reading

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The Rise And Fall OF ECW – PAUL HEYMAN

“You can not achieve success, without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago that you can not achieve success if you fear failure. If you are not afraid to fail  … man … you have a … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 10] [“A total douche bag, by any other name.”]

O. J. sits across from Mondo in the interrogation room of the base’s police station. He’s one, cocky son-of-a-bitch. “So, you think that I bladed my wife and her faggot friend … prove it dyke.” “You’re a spook, so was … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 9] [“If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.”]

This time, Mondo is directed by Frau Boller to uncover the slab next to Nicole’s. The guy’s body is hacked up just as bad as the girl’s. Multiple stab wounds. Almost decapitated. Chest and genitals shredded. “Now, let’s see the … Continue reading

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All-Day Sucker – The Kind That Bytes

Unbeknownst to Gina, Mondo is packing conventionals. Underneath her skirt, strapped to her left thigh, are her holstered vujcic and agiel; vujcic in a Kendo and agiel in a Kendo. Of course, she can access them without having to raise … Continue reading

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“Life is to Love, Learn, and Live a legacy now.”—Doctor Evelyn River-Sunn, Roku XDS [the Waffen SS of The Fifth Reich], “]

“Relax. She won’t remember a thing,” Claire reassures her boss Jayne Heitmeyer, for the umpteenth time.

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 8] [Pain Today, Agony Forever – That’s my pleasure in spades]

“I’ve narrowed it down to five individuals; three women and two men. The victim’s ex, a guy named Orenthal James “O. J.” Simpson, is one of the men. Odds are, it’s him. A test unworthy of me, I might add.” … Continue reading

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Miss Handcock [Standards and Practices]

 “Lizzie Borden Secretarial and Finishing School for Gentile Young Ladies and Gentlemen Inc.”. The bored-looking receptionist in the bomb shelter, who was anything but bored, is a product of Fat’s school.

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Nomad: The Warrior [Blu-ray]

This movie supposedly tells the story of Kazakhstan’s rise in the early 1700s. It lauds itself in a vein similar to Troy or Braveheart, epic stories about a country’s struggle for independence and which are heavily laden with great battle … Continue reading

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Prediction Engine based on Chaos Theory [The Outpost]

A trio of female SS Nazis of The Fourth Reich, sporting their black Allgemeine SS uniforms, who to this day are still protecting the experimental machine related to Einstein’s “Unified Field Theory”.  Forever Machine, Numbers Station, Enemies of the State, Event Horizon: The ingredients of The … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 7] [Daffeny, kimchi, and Zombie Hot!!!] – The Girl from Screams-r-Us

“My name is Randy, Ms. Randy Spears.” “Why, of course you are.” Mondo pumps the extended hand of the prim and proper girl while ogling her up and down. Randy feels simultaneously dirty, uncomfortable, creepied-out, and repulsed by the bigger … Continue reading

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Heather-Elizabeth Parkhurst [RNC], The “real” Gunhed, and strict Gun Control in the state of Virginia

  My guns [My Hogs or My Tessys]: “They’re not much to look at; then again, they weren’t built to do pretty things.” My gunns [My double-Ds]: “Perdy things that are made to order to do perdy things. You like?”

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