Debras – [“Yum … Yum … More … Diva-licious”]

And, there is something new, a permanent addition to not only her SHO, but to her couture. Wraparound ankle straps have been added to her mules. In other words, her mules got tweaked.

Strappy ankle wrap debrahs: The other shoe by Naughty Monkey that was made world famous by WWF Diva, Debra “Show Me Your Puppies” McMichael, that Texas beauty queen, who kums for kicks; kums, as in “cums with Kum”.… Read more

Deborahs, Careys, The WWF, and Miss Debra – [“Yum … Yum … Diva-licious”]




Deborahs are the strappy fetish variation of the “classic” pump she was, up till now, wearing. Deborahs are not, classic-style opera pumps, they are the popular D’Orsay (pronounced: door-say) style. Same 6-inch razor heel (6-inch stiletto heel), vamp cut, and long [as in elongated], pointed, enclosed toe.… Read more

Back in the Day … [“Connie Smith, her Wahl-30, and her twins – those Hogs”]

Captain Miller barks some commands into her speaker phone. Minutes later, a gold shield [detective] drops a Wahl-30 into Connie’s lap. He leaves as quickly as he came in.

The black gun belt is all Fastex closures, Nylonex webbing, and twin plasticine clamshells which have been extensively swisscheesed.… Read more

Cindy McCain – [“Simply Marvelous”]

They are standing in a dark room. Mondo and Mrs. Smith are standing, patiently waiting. Finally, Cindy McCain enters the room and sits down in the only chair. She sits tippi, just like Mondo always does. Mrs. McCain is wearing white patent-leather pumps and that pink brute-knit power suit that she was wearing on the June 30th cover of Newsweek Magazine when her husband ran for President [of the United States] that last time.… Read more

The idle doodles of Clyde “Smitty” Tolson, Assistant Director of the FBI – [“My favorite pickup lines.”]

Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me, miss. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me … does this rag smell like chloroform?

Excuse me, miss. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform?… Read more