Cindy McCain – [“Simply Marvelous”]

They are standing in a dark room. Mondo and Mrs. Smith are standing, patiently waiting. Finally, Cindy McCain enters the room and sits down in the only chair. She sits tippi, just like Mondo always does. Mrs. McCain is wearing white patent-leather pumps and that pink brute-knit power suit that she was wearing on the June 30th cover of Newsweek Magazine when her husband ran for President [of the United States] that last time.… Read Full Article

Palin, because nobody does it better than Sarah and the women of the RNC – [“Republican, Forever!!!]

“I’ll let you feed on us and make me dirty girl after we finish your book. Deal?”

“Outwardly, you will be dominatrix and Borg when I don’t feed. And, you will be dirty girl when I do feed. Agreed?”

“For how long?”

“For a week.”

“Agreed.”

“Deal.”

“Now … please us.”

The creature gets underneath the table, pulls down the slick girl’s skirt and panties, and eats her pussy.… Read Full Article

Starfleet-Borg – [“Darque Razor”]

Sexy, Sexy, Sexy, Sexy … it’s SEXY again and again … with her bleached-blond coif, pancake makeup, loathsome mouth, dark brooding eyeliner, cold blooded stare, and hard, haughty looks. Nothing cosmetically Kum or Borg. A walking orgasm.

But … Plain [some would say Borg] is always waiting in the wings … Sternka, sternns [or palins], and prudz [or borgz].… Read Full Article