A marital moment
Sometimes you have to remind your loving wife and family that you’re the man of the house and they aren’t. 🙂
What’s Facebook??!!!
You don’t say? I do say.
CM PUNK RETURN IMMINENT
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Girls’ rules, not theirs.
Turnabout is fair play, and all that.
But …
The interesting thing about this is that most guys would be alright with it as long as it was being done to them by a smoking hot chick. 🙂
My Opponent is a LIAR
At the first Presidential debate, Garrison speaks from the heart and tries to convince everyone to vote for his opponent. Watch the full episode for FREE – http://cart.mn/sp-ep2003
Tesseracts and Tachyons
Easy Cat says, “It’s Comfy Thursday, Again!!!”
Congratulations. You’ve made it through another week. Give yourself a Kung Fu pat on the back!!!
Have a nice day
Stayin’ sexy, not sawft.
There really isn’t any good to come out of this. Just shit.
So please …
Haters Gonna Hate [CM Punk, Best of Luck!]
Romy putting a ring on that finger….
Hell yeau!!!
Puppy … Kiss the pussycat …
Well, whatever.
The Great Khali is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. [one of India’s Giant gods of war]
The Great Khali’s love of pro-wrestling and his 8-year run with the WWF never lulled anyone into forgetting what a fierce god he is in battle … This Giant described by Goons as a “total monster in combat”, the self-proclaimed “Punjab Terror”, loves to fight, and for four-thousand years he has always performed faultlessly in conflict–in other words, this big muther-fracker has kicked a lot of ass, in his time. We wish him well in his future endeavors.
Alison Brie — Where will all of us meat up and flirt?
First pitch … ball in your court …
A Conference Call in Real Life
This is great … and oh so true!
Teleconferencing at its best.
It’s funny because it’s true!
Let’s play cards
I’m in here with Tommy “Bullpen”. I look down at my cards and I got a pair of 3’s. I say he’s got nothing. He throws over Ace-7. I hit a set of 3’s on the flop. Tommy pays me all of his money.
“I won! I won! That’s the funniest thing that ever happened to me at a card game!” — Joey “The Mush” to the other players at the table.
“So you won a hand.” — one of the players to Joey “The Mush”.
“Even the sun shines on a dog’s ass, once and a while.” — Tommy “Bullpen” to Joey “The Mush”.
“Even a garbage can gets a steak, once and a while.” — “Breezy” to Joey “The Mush”.
42 is the meaning of life, death, and everything else
Same sex marriages in the Super Hero world
THE FLIP SIDE aka “This is my world and welcome to it” 🙂
A New Subspecies in Newport Beach found!
I have seen these at numerous places, so they are evidently reproducing.
I can’t imagine they can run very fast with those short legs.
U.S. Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Like I give a fuck!!!
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Life’s little moments to ponder
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Goth Girl Screaming!!!
A picture is worth a thousand words–healthy … lungs …:)
I have done nothing productive all day …
A week after Barack Obama gets re-elected as President of the United States of America
A Hilarious John Cena Rap Battle, WWE goes Nigga!!!
WARNING – EXPLICIT LYRICS
Watch Mikey Sneaks take John Cena to school in this classic MC battle.
From Jersey All Pro Wrestling’s 6th Anniversary show – 11/08/03
Meadowlands Expo Center — Secaucus, NJ
www.japw.net
Man Up!, Things to Ponder
“I don’t usually do back exercises, but when I do, I use scrawny men as weight.”
A gentleman will walk, but never run …
Dirty, Dirty Thoughts
from a parenting tip to a frog’s point of view
Parenting tip
A frog’s point of view
Nothing of value was lost — Oddities of this Life and the Here After
And then there was … Chris …
Less Sports Entertainment, more Wrasslin’ please.
More things to ponder on a lazy Monday
Talk about John 3:16 … Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!
“You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16 … Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!”
Bigger than the Beatles!
God? I’d sell my soul to the Devil if you make this happen … or at least my car.
White Men Can’t Dance
I’m Jack’s Smirking Revenge.
Dude, found the problem
Video: Jon Jones kicks his kid by Barrett Hooper
I get that the UFC is trying to break out of the box it’s in, grab some mainstream attention, appeal to sporting Joes and maybe a housewife or two. But I’m not sure this ad, which aired during Sunday’s NFL playoffs on Fox, really works.
You can see that it really really wants to be one of those classic Super Bowl commercials that everybody talks about the day after. And it’s mildly humorous, light heavyweight champ Jon Jones is certainly likable, and who hasn’t wanted to punt a toddler into the stratosphere? But the CGI looks cheap and there’s no footage of fighting or anything to connect this with MMA at all. Nice try, though.
Original Source:http://www.fightingwords.ca/2012/01/23/video-jon-jones-kicks-his-kid/
Random thought that just popped up
The Tooth Fairy teaches kids to sell body parts for money
What a difference a day makes!
Now they’re all about “I’mmm Aweeeessssooome.” A catchphrase a 12 year old with brain damage might blurt out while dribbling.
When All Else Fails …
No shit Sherlock
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.
Super 8
You might be a redneck if …
Oh Really!!! They call it dope for a reason, you moron.
Just say “No!!!”
The Dating Game – [excerpts]
Ken: “How’d your date go? “
Ray: “My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly – and then I was away – , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all… my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.”
The Truth and Nothing but the Truth
“Ten thousand years as Intercontinental Champion, Oooooh yeeeah!”
WWE = WORLD “WIDE” ENTERTAINMENT not WORLD “WRESTLING” ENTERTAINMENT
“Hulkamania is like a single grain of sand in the Sahara desert that is Macho Madness.”
You my friend have won yourself a high five lol
April Fools
“To click or not to click? That is the question.” 🙂
Gorilla Warfare in Libya!!! – King Kong Rules
Forces loyal to the government of Moammar Gadhafi clash with CIA-backed rebels in some of the fiercest hand-to-hand fighting in this conflict which will decide who will control Libya’s oil reserves.
SCSA, Revisited – [“Cause Stone Cold said so!”]
Just because I didn’t agree doesn’t mean I didn’t listen. It just means that you’re wrong. Now, go away, please.
I’m not a Nugget!!! – RIP Owen Hart
P.S. You must be dick if you say, “Just sayin’”.
SCSA – [“Stone Cold Steve Austin”]
“I got nothing to say to you. Just park my damn truck, and if you scratch it, you’re gonna get your ass whipped.”
“Prepare to get branded and feel the bang!” – DDP
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration? 🙂
Inland Empire, David Lynch, and Bruce Dern’s daughter and wife
“If your dog takes one more dump on my lawn … I’m gonna catch him and staple his ass hole shut!” – “Bark! Bark!” – “By God, I’m gonna do it, right now!”
I Bring It
Don’t fuck with the Panda!
And if you’re not down with that, I got 2 words for ya!!! – [“SUCK IT!!!”]
When Fame is the name of the Game.
Why vinyl records?
