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GIRLS KICK ASS! [EPISODE 04]

Things that go bump in the night

Long, silky, yellow-blonde hair, let down into dead straight hair leftside parted—tote glatte haare linksseitig geteilt—that severe dowdy hairdo—i.e., a nielsen. Eyeglasses and Parts, more often than not. The nielsen, by its lonesome, turns her Alice Crabtree into a Kirstjen Nielsen.… read the full article

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Girls Kick Ass! [episode 03]

And So It Begins …

A thousand years ago, the Guild of Accountants, Financiers, and Bookkeepers changed its name to the Finance Guild, and promptly filled in the power vacuum created by the then recent demise of the Freemasons and Trilateralists.… read the full article

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Girls Kick Ass! [episode 02]

The Midnight Sun Never Sets

Why is John Wick called Baba Yaga? Because Hollywood movie creators cannot afford to hire a Russian culture specialist, it seems. You might not believe it, but 95% of all Russian occurrences in movies are wrong: words misspelled, unpopular or totally weird character names, common stereotypes, and shit like that … you name it.… read the full article

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Girls Kick Ass! [episode 01]

We Love TEC

The last of your senses that goes is your hearing. Conversely, the first sense that returns is your hearing.

Recently resurrected, Lucy is sitting up in a bunk. Tabby, her murderer, is lovingly helping the girl drink a mug of warm sweet blood milk.… read the full article

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