Welcome to My World: S1 E35: cougar, MILF, well-past-her-prime-bimbo

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Monarch is a crypto-zoological agency. There was a 6-month period during which MTG was on loan to them.

THE MIDDLE ROUNDS: ROUND FOUR, ROUND FIVE, ROUND SIX

This MTG has a big ugly mouth that’s “built for the oral pervy,” a long facile well-educated tongue that’s “too legit to quit,” and, from the neck down, a killer body that’s “built for fucking.” In other words, she’s Julia Roberts meets Linda Lovelace meets a prime Angie Everhart meets Jeri Ryan. She’s “The Body.”

The Big Bad and The Body do that dance. Not toe-to-toe. Feeling each other out, instead. In boxing terms, largely they’re probing and jabbing. While moving in ever-diminishing concentric circles. Eventually, inevitably, combat between the two of them will be toe-to-toe; the feeling out process having been cast to the winds. And. When that inevitability happens, that’s when The Body will become her other much-more appropriate nickname “The Mad Goblin.”

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