CM Punk’s AJ Lee wishes you all, an enjoyable and fun holiday break [i.e., A Politically-Correct Christmas]

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…
How to live in a world that’s politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to “Elves”,
“Vertically Challenged” they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the North Pole,
were alleged by the union, to stifle the soul.
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