Quotes for Monday July 15, 2013

I’m in here with Tommy “Bullpen”. I look down at my cards and I got a pair of 3’s. I say he’s got nothing. He throws over Ace-7. I hit a set of 3’s on the flop. Tommy pays me all of his money.

“I won! I won! That’s the funniest thing that ever happened to me at a card game!” — Joey “The Mush” to the other players at the table.

“So you won a hand.” — one of the players to Joey “The Mush”.

“Even the sun shines on a dog’s ass, once and a while.” — Tommy “Bullpen” to Joey “The Mush”.

“Even a garbage can gets a steak, once and a while.” — “Breezy” to Joey “The Mush”.