ROBOT Lie Detector, First Grade Drawing – PRICELESS!, Monday car stuff, and a quote from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, et al

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that day.

The son says, “I did some schoolwork.”

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, “Ok, Ok.

I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”

Dad asks, “What movie did you watch ?”

Son says, “Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son.

Son says, “Ok, Ok we were watching porn.”

Dad says, “What?

At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.”

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, “Well he certainly is your son .”

The robot slaps the  mother.

End of Story

P.S. Robot For Sale

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Be sure to read to the bottom, not sure if mom was thinking fast, or has two jobs, or her daughter was able to capture both with one picture?

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.

First Grade Drawing - PRICELESS!
First Grade Drawing – PRICELESS!

The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child’s homework illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.


This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

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Of course, as mentioned, the Viper is supposed to be crueler. It’s supposed to be the beast you must tame. As my British colleagues like to say, you’d love to grab it by the scruff of its neck and wring it. Of course, the Viper’s trying to do the same thing to you.

Read more: http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/coupes/1212_2013_chevrolet_corvette_zr1_srt_viper_gts/viewall.html#ixzz2Lw3BuOR6

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Tough call. Your decision is like choosing between blonde twins and brunette twins. You win either way.

Just depends what you want.

The only thing to consider is that I have never heard a Z06 owner say “look at my Z06. It looks just like a Grand Sport”.

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Don’t worry, We can fix it. My Dad has the ultimate set of tools! He’s a TV repairman! Spickolie — Fast Times at Ridgemont High