1- Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered
that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this
problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a
pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface
including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to
over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Your taxes are due again — enjoy paying them.
2 – Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it’s worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.
3 – Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse is that you can’t post “Thou Shalt Not Steal”, “Thou Shall
Not Commit Adultery”, and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of
lawyers, judges, and politicians! It creates a hostile work