The idle doodles of Clyde “Smitty” Tolson, Assistant Director of the FBI

“My favorite pickup lines.”

Die Watching

Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me, miss. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me … does this rag smell like chloroform?

Excuse me, miss. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform?

Excuse me. Does this smell like chloroform?

Excuse me, miss. Does this ____ smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me, miss. Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me. Does my ____ smell like chloroform to you?