Palin, because nobody does it better than Sarah and the women of the RNC – [“Republican, Forever!!!]

Lara Flynn Boyle as Serleena in MIB2

“I’ll let you feed on us and make me dirty girl after we finish your book. Deal?”

“Outwardly, you will be dominatrix and Borg when I don’t feed. And, you will be dirty girl when I do feed. Agreed?”

“For how long?”

“For a week.”

“Agreed.”

“Deal.”

“Now … please us.”

The creature gets underneath the table, pulls down the slick girl’s skirt and panties, and eats her pussy.

*** Later … Much Later …

Mondo steps out of the alcove. She’s sporting sternns, perls, bra, and those kinky rubber panties. Outwardly, she’s Borg. Inwardly, she’s Borg. Accent. Third-person. Blank. Klaw. Tatz. Knobb. Still a slick chick, there is no blonde muff underneath that sexy sheen of black rubber strapping her nether regions. Yes, black. The fleshy got archived and she’s wearing the plaintive that got decommissioned. It’s black panties and bra, again.

Mondo steps out of the alcove. She’s sporting sternns, perls, bra, and those kinky rubber panties. Outwardly, she’s dominatrix. Inwardly, she’s all Borg. No accent. No third-person. Not blank. No klaw whatsoever. No tatz. No knobb. No more slick chick, there is a blonde muff underneath that sexy sheen of fleshtone rubber strapping her nether regions. Yes, fleshtone. The plaintive got archived and she’s wearing the fleshy that got decommissioned. It’s plain fleshtone panties and fancy black bra, again.

It’s back to work and her real life such that it is. She’s done with Mrs. Smith and has all the proof she needs for Garner and company. Again, another solution with no bloodshed whatsoever, just a lot of dull research.

But, Mrs. Smith knows better. She’ll be back; the creature thinks to itself, she’ll be back. She be my cow forever and I be her worshipper forever. She be my goddess.

The creature has a present for her. It places a pair of readers upon the reading table. The rimless reading eyeglasses have wire frames that hook behind the ears. Their fashionable ultra-thin polycarbonate lenses have two modes: clear [the default] and that provocative rose tint. Rose colored glasses and blue eyes is such a yummy combination. These schoolmarmish readers [Kazuo Kawasaki 704 eyeglasses, to be precise] are authentic 1950s era spectacles, the style favored by Sarah Palin, and they’re legit librarian eyewear to boot. Additionally, these palins are Borg!

Like the sternns that they supersede, they too are spinster spectacles which are paradoxically flattering and unflattering: They say, “Sexually repressed, stay back” and “Come hither, fast”! Some call them “old maids”. Most others, including librarians, simply call them readers. Passive and aggressive readers are based on optical PKD blaster technology that was developed by the Nazis during The War. Only aggressive readers can be used as directed anti-matter weapons. When their Black Hole lenses discharge, they become opaque.