Category Archives: The Last of Us

An old-fashioned “dead body in a locked room” whodunit at Manhattan’s most exclusive building, the Dakota.

The Last of Us [Rum and Relaxation]

Spain’s Unidad de Operaciones Especiales — or the Naval Special Warfare Force, as it has been known since 2009 — has long been one of Europe’s most-respected Special Forces. Established as the volunteer Amphibious Climbing Company unit in 1952, it … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Pleasure and Payne]

The Special Services Group in Pakistan is better known in the country as the Black Storks because of the commandos’ unique headgear. Training reportedly includes a 36-mile march in 12 hours and a 5-mile run in 50 minutes in full … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Descent into Madness]

Mrs. Carson is still there when the uniformed cops arrive on the scene. With CSI, Frau Schmidt takes careful study of this latest crime scene of Simone’s doing. Mondo walks over to Mrs. Carson. She’s volunteered to question the baglady … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Be My Baby]

Be My Baby is a song written by Jeff Barry, Ellie Greenwich, and Phil Spector. It was first recorded and released by American girl group The Ronettes as a single in August 1963 and later placed on their 1964 debut … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Starbucks]

Barista, acts with integrity, honesty and knowledge to promote the company. Delivers legendary customer service, creates superior food and beverages. Maintains calm demeanor during periods of high volume. No previous experience necessary.   “So. What exactly are your terms and … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Girlie chicks with dicks, who are girlie chicks]

Mondo looks out the bedroom window in Frau Schmidt’s condominium. It turns out that there’s a gender-bending aspect to Frau Schmidt’s physical fantasy, and it is Parts—most insidious, indeed. She’s truly being molded into Frau Schmidt’s image. They fucked hard … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Rape-ish, Rape-esque, Rape-like: What Is Going On?]

Rape porn is a vile and depraved subgenre of pornography involving the description or depiction of rape. It is controversial because of the argument that it encourages people to commit rape. However, studies of the issue produce conflicting results. Rape pornography should not be … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [MCORN – Martian Congressional Republic Navy]

Her best guess is that there are safeguards and effective countermeasures built into the edifice she’s not aware of, which can be deployed to take down an unwanted guest [i.e., an intruder]. As Mondo rounds that final corner, no one … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [When the system fails you. You create your own system.]

Murder simulation #101-3, City Protective Services (CPS) law enforcement, Mars …   He plunges the blade of his Liston [knife] into the side of her neck. Its point and a considerable hunk of its shiny exiting the opposite side of … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Meat]

Meat, this surreal erotic thriller is set in a flesh-filled and violence-prone butcher shop. A large, lustful butcher, used to living out his sexual fantasies in the shop, becomes interested in Roxy, his young female apprentice. The girl, documenting everything … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [The not-so-mythical Pangolin]

Pangolins are mammals of the order Pholidota. The one extant family, Manidae, has three genera: Manis, which comprises four species living in Asia, Phataginus, which comprises two species living in Africa, and Smutsia, which comprises two species also living in Africa.[1] These species range in size from … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [The night never sleeps]

George Orwell once said “Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because tough men stand ready to do the violence on their behalf.”   Miles Kimball, since 1933, beaded eyeglass chain keeps your glasses nearby. Designer eyeglass … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic: Right kick – hospital, Left kick – cemetery]

“Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.” Long Hair, was worn long throughout the 1960s, but came more into vogue in the mid/late-’60s for both sexes. During the early ’60s, hair would not simply be left … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Sir Hiram Stevens Maxim, the Henry Ford of industrialized death]

Maxim machine gun, first fully automatic machine gun, developed by American-born engineer and inventor Hiram Maxim in about 1884, while he was residing in England. It was manufactured by Vickers and was sometimes known as the Vickers-Maxim and sometimes just Vickers. These guns … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [MARTHA HYER LEGGY CHEESECAKE LEOTARDS 8X10 PHOTO 001]

Why do flight attendants keep their arms behind their backs when greeting passengers? But at least we can clear something up. If you fly a lot, you might have noticed that flight attendants always stand with their hands behind their … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Backstreet Boys, Backstreet is Back – This Is The End (2013)]

“We and our partner in the pursuit of the U.S. Army’s Modular Handgun System, or MHS, solicitation to replace the M9 standard Army sidearm have been notified by the Department of the Army that our proposal was not selected to … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [#500512 – Lust Submission BB-149 Bill Ward Doctor Varga Strikes Again]

In astrophysics, spaghettification (sometimes referred to as the noodle effect) is the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong non-homogeneous gravitational field; it is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [#500541 – Cravings of the Flesh Bill Ward Secretary Tames Boss]

Hollywoodland (2006) — Plot Summaries [from www.imdb.com]: Struggling private investigator Louis Simo treats his work more as a means to make a living than a want to do right by what few clients he has. Through connections with the investigation firm … Continue reading

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