Category: Vampire Noir

Close your eyes. Open your mind. And listen very carefully. Do so as if your very life hangs in the balance. ‘Cause it does.
The world as you know it ceases to exist. Heaven remade is no longer exclusively human. Some things are the same. Some things are different. Things that were: are not. Things that never were: are. Demons walk the Earth. Darkness rules eternal. And even in the daylight, the endless night prevails.

The Last of Us [It’s just business, nothing personal]

Mondo regains consciousness laying atop a layer of dirt in a rotten wooden coffin, for the umpteenth time. The creature is nowhere in sight, as usual. She’s in its grotto lair in the sewers. Her mouth, esophagus, stomach, intestines, and rectum are healing from having been shredded raw during its tongue’s feeding upon her, for the umpteenth time.… Read Full Article

The Last of Us [Use me up, Please]

“That was quick.”

“Your text looked intriguing, to say the least.”

It’s Mondo and Red in his office, beneath his club. Red, Red Armstrong, is an Elf who runs a lot of shady stuff on Mars. He’s not Mob, of course, but he has some pretty deep Mob connections.… Read Full Article

The Last of Us [Moore Atomic Blonde]

Atomic Blonde (2017)—The crown jewel of Her Majesty’s Secret Intelligence Service, Agent Lorraine Broughton is equal parts spycraft, sensuality, and savagery, willing to deploy any of her skills to stay alive on her impossible mission. Sent alone into Berlin to deliver a priceless dossier out of the destabilized city, she partners with embedded station chief David Percival to navigate her way through the deadliest game of spies.… Read Full Article

The Last of Us [Behaving Madly]

Our Highest Recommendation. By Steve Ditko, Jack Davis, Basil Womverton, Russ Heath, Jack Kirby, Joe Maneely et al. When “Mad” was turned into a magazine in 1954, every publisher and his uncle came up with his own version, often using the same talented creators!!… Read Full Article

The Last of Us [No, Not Hardly]

Sweet Wild Wench (by William Campbell Gault)—she was slim, leggy, and [DD] stacked, and the gold of her hair matched the gold of her bank account. In a word, she had everything. The trouble was she was way too eager to give it away.… Read Full Article

The Last of Us [Join the Best or Die like the Rest]

MAN TO MAN PULP-APR 1960-JUNE WILKINSON-WAR-CRIME-EXPLOITATION-SKID ROW FR … Violent fight in cockpit of airplane – cover art. Exploitation magazine, pulp violence. Horse racing, “How Women Love on Skid Row”, war, Good Girl Art, June Wilkinson cheesecake. This is a Fair condition reading copy and is complete & functional.… Read Full Article

The Last of Us [What I learned from wearing a bullet bra to work]

Like so many young, impressionable, middle class white girls [or as we’re now known, “basics”], I grew up with an unexplained, unabashed adoration of Marilyn Monroe. Despite the fact that the height of her popularity occurred two-and-a-half decades before I’d ever been alive, I devoured her films, speed-read her biographies, covered my room in photos of her, and saved up my allowance to buy Barbies created in her image.… Read Full Article