Category Archives: Vampire Noir

Close your eyes. Open your mind. And listen very carefully. Do so as if your very life hangs in the balance. ‘Cause it does.
The world as you know it ceases to exist. Heaven remade is no longer exclusively human. Some things are the same. Some things are different. Things that were: are not. Things that never were: are. Demons walk the Earth. Darkness rules eternal. And even in the daylight, the endless night prevails.

The Last of Us [Descent into Madness]

Mrs. Carson is still there when the uniformed cops arrive on the scene. With CSI, Frau Schmidt takes careful study of this latest crime scene of Simone’s doing. Mondo walks over to Mrs. Carson. She’s volunteered to question the baglady … Continue reading

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Dracula’s Widow desktop

Dracula’s Widow is a 1988 vampire thriller film directed by Christopher Coppola , written by Tom Blomquist as Kathryn Ann Thomas, and starring Sylvia Kristel, Josef Sommer and Lenny von Dohlen. Kristel, in the titular role, goes on a killing … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Be My Baby]

Be My Baby is a song written by Jeff Barry, Ellie Greenwich, and Phil Spector. It was first recorded and released by American girl group The Ronettes as a single in August 1963 and later placed on their 1964 debut … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Starbucks]

Barista, acts with integrity, honesty and knowledge to promote the company. Delivers legendary customer service, creates superior food and beverages. Maintains calm demeanor during periods of high volume. No previous experience necessary.   “So. What exactly are your terms and … Continue reading

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Top 10 Sexiest VAMPIRE Movies

What are the Top ten Sexiest VAMPIRE Movies? Here is our list the of the Top 10 Sexiest VAMPIRE Movies Ever Made from Ranker: http://goo.gl/A5EMov #10. Blade: Trinity #9. Ultraviolet #8. Queen of the Damned #7. Van Helsing #6. From … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Girlie chicks with dicks, who are girlie chicks]

Mondo looks out the bedroom window in Frau Schmidt’s condominium. It turns out that there’s a gender-bending aspect to Frau Schmidt’s physical fantasy, and it is Parts—most insidious, indeed. She’s truly being molded into Frau Schmidt’s image. They fucked hard … Continue reading

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Top Ten Badass Vampires – Movie HD

Subscribe to TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/sxaw6h Subscribe to COMING SOON: http://bit.ly/H2vZUn Like us on FACEBOOK: http://goo.gl/dHs73 Subscribe to INDIE TRAILERS: http://goo.gl/iPUuo Top Ten Badass Vampires – Movie HD Watch clips from: 1. Blade II – http://goo.gl/KJZ5wl 2. Dracula Untold – http://goo.gl/sUk2AN 3. … Continue reading

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Top 10 Worst Vampire Movies

They certainly do suck! Join http://www.WatchMojo.com as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Worst Vampire Movies. Click here to subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c… or visit our channel page here: http://www.youtube.com/watchmojo Also, check out our interactive Suggestion Tool at http://www.WatchMojo.com/suggest … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Rape-ish, Rape-esque, Rape-like: What Is Going On?]

Rape porn is a vile and depraved subgenre of pornography involving the description or depiction of rape. It is controversial because of the argument that it encourages people to commit rape. However, studies of the issue produce conflicting results. Rape pornography should not be … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [MCORN – Martian Congressional Republic Navy]

Her best guess is that there are safeguards and effective countermeasures built into the edifice she’s not aware of, which can be deployed to take down an unwanted guest [i.e., an intruder]. As Mondo rounds that final corner, no one … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [When the system fails you. You create your own system.]

Murder simulation #101-3, City Protective Services (CPS) law enforcement, Mars …   He plunges the blade of his Liston [knife] into the side of her neck. Its point and a considerable hunk of its shiny exiting the opposite side of … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Meat]

Meat, this surreal erotic thriller is set in a flesh-filled and violence-prone butcher shop. A large, lustful butcher, used to living out his sexual fantasies in the shop, becomes interested in Roxy, his young female apprentice. The girl, documenting everything … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [The not-so-mythical Pangolin]

Pangolins are mammals of the order Pholidota. The one extant family, Manidae, has three genera: Manis, which comprises four species living in Asia, Phataginus, which comprises two species living in Africa, and Smutsia, which comprises two species also living in Africa.[1] These species range in size from … Continue reading

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The Dead Want Women (2012) Trailer — Zombie Ghosts?

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The Last of Us [The night never sleeps]

George Orwell once said “Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because tough men stand ready to do the violence on their behalf.”   Miles Kimball, since 1933, beaded eyeglass chain keeps your glasses nearby. Designer eyeglass … Continue reading

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Kill Command [Cheat Day] – EP 1 (Season 2)

Split Second—the killer’s genetic fingerprints have come back from the lab. They contain multiple restriction polymorphic DNA sequencers. There’s more. They indicate that the killer has the DNA structures of all of its victims … and rat DNA. It rips … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic: Right kick – hospital, Left kick – cemetery]

“Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.” Long Hair, was worn long throughout the 1960s, but came more into vogue in the mid/late-’60s for both sexes. During the early ’60s, hair would not simply be left … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Sir Hiram Stevens Maxim, the Henry Ford of industrialized death]

Maxim machine gun, first fully automatic machine gun, developed by American-born engineer and inventor Hiram Maxim in about 1884, while he was residing in England. It was manufactured by Vickers and was sometimes known as the Vickers-Maxim and sometimes just Vickers. These guns … Continue reading

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