Category: The Master Race

Based upon a short story from the “Hawk & Fisher” book series by Simon Green.

The Master Race, Chapter 20

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Judi Dench—“If becoming a dame means you’ve got to behave very well. That’s very, very boring.”


In point of fact, Oversight is to the UK what Section is to the Bene Gesserits. Analogous, not equivalent. In point of fact, no one in the British government will admit that Oversight exists, on or off the record.… Read Full Article

The Master Race, Chapter 19

Spectral Anomalies

Down the long winding alley, she nonchalantly walks. Seemingly obvious to the dangers that abound. The locals don’t bother to engage her in conversation, seeing by her scandalous attire that she’s one of those “foreigners”. She does get her share of gawks, though.… Read Full Article

The Master Race, Chapter 18

The Rachel – A Dark ‘do that isn’t just for Darque girls

“So I want it kind of rough and ready but like really shiny and smooth and kind of chin length but shoulder-draping lengthy and like straight but a bit curly and a crass golden blonde.… Read Full Article

The Master Race, Chapter 17

Rangers Lead the Way, 456 Forever!!!

The scientific expedition of Observers in question on this Earth is being sponsored by one of the Teams and thus the Foundation. As such, staffed by Time Lords, it was only supposed to observe and report back its findings for further analysis and final judgment by an Advisory Board.… Read Full Article

The Master Race, Chapter 16

The Time Lords

Things are falling apart, quickly. The best laid plans of mice and men. Even Time Lords are fallible. Shades of The Time War, more specifically called The Last Great Time War. The conflict pitted the Time Lords [of Gallifrey] against the Daleks [of Skaro], and nearly resulted in the mutual destruction of both races and their entire universe.… Read Full Article

The Master Race, Chapter 15

Apocalypse Now, Redux” aka “Doctor Who?

“Don’t ever write a check with your mouth that you can’t cash with your ass.”

—Wise Man (from Sucker Punch)—

“So, who is she?”

“Samantha Gayle Phillips, faerie, retired thirty-something librarian. And …”


“There’s a lock on her file …,” pause: “a 011.”

“Why in the fuck would military intelligence have a lock on a civilian’s file?”

“Whose military intelligence?”

“All of them … Everyone’s MI.”

“Which world?”

“Which universe?”

“Everyone’s MI on every world in every universe known, including ours.”

“I suppose that she’s connected?”

“Tight as a nun’s knickers.”

Sister Riker is the only one who cracks a smile.… Read Full Article

The Master Race, Chapter 14

Onward, Duplicitous Bastards

“If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.”

—Alexander Hamilton in 1978 (from Sucker Punch)—


Sam sits smugly in the magistrate’s office glaring at him with ravenous eyes. To his credit, he doesn’t budge an inch.… Read Full Article

The Master Race, Chapter 13

Pale Rider

“History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.”



Jack comes to himself lying upon a thick slab of cultured Italian marble. It is the Cadillac of beds for demons in all of Creation.… Read Full Article

The Master Race, Chapter 12

Your Villain is Our Hero

… Sic semper tyrannis – “Thus always to tyrants”…

Hearing … It’s the last of the senses to go, and it’s always the first to come back. He’s prone, lying on his back, unable to move.… Read Full Article

The Master Race, Chapter 11

How to make a Barbie doll

“Foolish girl, I take what I do not get willingly given to me.”

The Nosferatu wears the girl like a suit of clothes.

The sword drops from Fisher’s hand. It clatters as it hits the floor.… Read Full Article