Category Archives: Vampire Noir

Close your eyes. Open your mind. And listen very carefully. Do so as if your very life hangs in the balance. ‘Cause it does.
The world as you know it ceases to exist. Heaven remade is no longer exclusively human. Some things are the same. Some things are different. Things that were: are not. Things that never were: are. Demons walk the Earth. Darkness rules eternal. And even in the daylight, the endless night prevails.

The Last of Us [Use me up, Please]

“That was quick.” “Your text looked intriguing, to say the least.” It’s Mondo and Red in his office, beneath his club. Red, Red Armstrong, is an Elf who runs a lot of shady stuff on Mars. He’s not Mob, of … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [I’m single, white, and free, let’s have sex]

“All of this fuss over an overdue book.” “What did you just say?” “You heard me the first time.” Mondo is back to standard Sarah Palin mode. But, her long hair is different, when worn down. And it’s down, now. … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Our Latest Yukos on Instagram]

A resurrected and restored Ms. Rohm is sitting in the makeup chair. The chair has been turned around to face the bed. Her face and ribs are still sore and aching from the deft application of the pointed toes of … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Moore Atomic Blonde]

Atomic Blonde (2017)—The crown jewel of Her Majesty’s Secret Intelligence Service, Agent Lorraine Broughton is equal parts spycraft, sensuality, and savagery, willing to deploy any of her skills to stay alive on her impossible mission. Sent alone into Berlin to deliver … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Behaving Madly]

Our Highest Recommendation. By Steve Ditko, Jack Davis, Basil Womverton, Russ Heath, Jack Kirby, Joe Maneely et al. When “Mad” was turned into a magazine in 1954, every publisher and his uncle came up with his own version, often using the … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [No, Not Hardly]

Sweet Wild Wench (by William Campbell Gault)—she was slim, leggy, and [DD] stacked, and the gold of her hair matched the gold of her bank account. In a word, she had everything. The trouble was she was way too eager … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [It’s Important to Know When You’ve Been Beaten]

Compromised and subjugated. Depraved and degraded. Completely and utterly enslaved. Yet, beware, you can never reliably mind control the insane. Miss Kane is much thinner. With sunken cheeks and dark circles around her eyes. Empty, hollow eyes that stare blankly … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Join the Best or Die like the Rest]

MAN TO MAN PULP-APR 1960-JUNE WILKINSON-WAR-CRIME-EXPLOITATION-SKID ROW FR … Violent fight in cockpit of airplane – cover art. Exploitation magazine, pulp violence. Horse racing, “How Women Love on Skid Row”, war, Good Girl Art, June Wilkinson cheesecake. This is a … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [What I learned from wearing a bullet bra to work]

Like so many young, impressionable, middle class white girls [or as we’re now known, “basics”], I grew up with an unexplained, unabashed adoration of Marilyn Monroe. Despite the fact that the height of her popularity occurred two-and-a-half decades before I’d ever been … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Live fast. Die young. Bad girls do it well.]

The US Navy SEALs is arguably the top special operations force. Created in 1962, the Sea-Air-Land operators go through years of training and, especially after 9/11, endure an incredible operation tempo. Many foreign militaries base their special ops on the … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [SQP Art Books – Caution! Dangerous Curves Ahead!]

The UK equivalent of the Navy SEALs is the Special Boat Service. The selection process involves a grueling endurance test, jungle training in the rain forests of Belize, and combat survival training, which involves intense interrogation of candidates. And you … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [The Lady from L.U.S.T.]

The British Special Air Service, known as the SAS, is the infantry counterpart to the Special Boat Service. Their insignia bears the phrase “Who dares wins.” Asked about the importance of the SAS’s role in the fighting that followed the … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Mortuary]

Israel’s Sayeret Matkal is another of the world’s most elite units. Its primary purpose is intelligence gathering, and it often operates deep behind enemy lines. During the selection camp (Gibbush), would-be recruits endure hardcore training exercises while being constantly monitored … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Unsafe (and so much fun) at any speed!]

Few of the world’s counterterrorism forces can compete with France’s National Gendarmerie Intervention Group, or GIGN. The group is 200 strong and trained specifically to respond to hostage situations. It claims to have freed more than 600 people since it … Continue reading

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Original Photo JUNE WILKINSON The Most Photographed Nude in America

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The Last of Us [Braun, The monster among us]

Russia’s Alpha Group is one of the best-known Special Forces units in the world. This elite antiterrorism unit was created by the KGB in 1974 and remains in service under its modern-day counterpart, the FSB. Russian special forces — the … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Rum and Relaxation]

Spain’s Unidad de Operaciones Especiales — or the Naval Special Warfare Force, as it has been known since 2009 — has long been one of Europe’s most-respected Special Forces. Established as the volunteer Amphibious Climbing Company unit in 1952, it … Continue reading

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The Last of Us [Pleasure and Payne]

The Special Services Group in Pakistan is better known in the country as the Black Storks because of the commandos’ unique headgear. Training reportedly includes a 36-mile march in 12 hours and a 5-mile run in 50 minutes in full … Continue reading

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