Month: May 2011
Was loveable buck-toothed northern banjo-strummer George Formby a Nazi-sympathiser? If top documentary maker Haldane Burke’s new television investigation is to be believed, then the answer is – yes! In a soon to be screened Channel Five programme Burke claims that during the dark days of World War Two Formby and a host of other then-popular British entertainers were in fact secretly working for the Fuhrer.… Read Full Article
Now, that’s the flavor of gun control advocate that will sway/get my vote everytime. 🙂… Read Full Article
Ken: “How’d your date go? ”
Ray: “My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly – and then I was away – , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all… my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.”
“Are you sure that you’re not her twin?” The dandy asks. Tit for tat.
She brushes back her long yellow tresses, momentarily baring the leftside of her neck. A knobb disfigures that side. Black imperfection in a sea of lily-white perfection.… Read Full Article
Days lapse into weeks … Weeks into months …
With the monster officially vanquished, and thus the menace finally over, things return to normal in Haven. It’s as if the Vampire never stalked its streets.
“But … who was the Vampire?”
The old man points at his empty mug.… Read Full Article
Remember, it’s hard to keep a deadgirl down … 🙂… Read Full Article