Monthly Archives: March 2011

Xe Services LLC (pronounced /’ziː/ zee) …

… is a private military company founded as Blackwater USA in 1997 by Erik Prince and Al Clark. The company has a wide array of business divisions, subsidiaries, and spin-off corporations but the organization as a whole has aroused significant … Continue reading

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Big Trouble in Little China

“Never drive faster than you can see.” — Jack Burton, from “Big Trouble in Little China”

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Blackwater Security Consulting (BSC) …

… was formed in 2001, as a subsidiary of Blackwater USA, now Blackwater Worldwide. It is based at Blackwater’s corporate headquarters in Moyock, North Carolina. According to its website, its mission is to “provide a wide range of very specialized … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 32] [“The Plot Thickens”]

  The partners noticed the change in the girl almost immediately. It was as if there was just something about her that was missing, which is there now. What they could not know is that it happened when she came … Continue reading

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South Beach – Those Florida Blondes!!!

Clara breathed in, very slightly, but very definitely, as her hand closed in, and her mouth formed an “o”.

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And I quote, Special Agent Eunice Bloom

With all due respect … man, I hate it when people say that because it is inevitably followed by a disrespectful remark. Here, let me give you an example: With all due respect … detective, this matter falls under whatever … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 31] [“Three Other Girls”]

Like a lot of demons, especially of her “older” generation, she was show folk in a past life. Back in the day, she was known as Greta Thyssen. She retired from show biz shortly after her TV show “The Girl … Continue reading

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Sucker Punch – Meet a brawler with bubblegum lipstick

Sometimes, things are not what they seem, especially when it comes to their kind. That’s why it’s best not to play the long game with them. Least your undoing it be.

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Gorilla Warfare in Libya!!! – King Kong Rules

Forces loyal to the government of Moammar Gadhafi clash with CIA-backed rebels in some of the fiercest hand-to-hand fighting in this conflict which will decide who will control Libya’s oil reserves.

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WassUp!

I’ve spent years avoiding ever having to see this crap. And, now, it’s on my rasslin show? In the words of the Hurricane…WASSUPWITDAT!?!?!

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 30] [“When Cold, Nipples Hard!”]

To the Unsighted the three of them would seem to vanish into thin air. In actuality, Bernie, Eunice, and Mondo shift into overdrive. Access. Ingress. Traverse. Egress. Emerge from an event horizon. But, this is their city overdriven like they … Continue reading

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The Philadelphia Experiment

The Philadelphia Experiment is the name given to a naval military experiment which was carried out at the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA, sometime around October 28, 1943. The U.S. Navy destroyer escort USS Eldridge (DE-173) was to … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 29] [“Clue #2: A riddle for Lara Croft, Tomb Raider”]

“Return the iron to the stone’s embrace … the wheel of heaven will turn. Exhume the light from its watery grave … to receive the gift of heaven … as you are condemned to the depths of hell. Translation? Right. … Continue reading

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When Fame is the name of the Game.

  Don’t be a Charlie Sheen when fame comes knocking at your door. Be thankful. Feel blessed. Just don’t lose your head. 🙂 Then again – He’s still laughing all the way to the bank – So … Maybe he … Continue reading

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Brooke Adams (Miss Tessmacher)! – The girl, not the gun.

Double-D delicious … She’s smoking hot, and I’m pretty sure that she was capable of becoming a decent Knockout. TNA … Really bad move IMHO, when you fired her. I’d take her in a heartbeat, and she’s not blonde and blue-eyed.  … Continue reading

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SCSA, Revisited – [“Cause Stone Cold said so!”]

Just because I didn’t agree doesn’t mean I didn’t listen. It just means that you’re wrong. Now, go away, please.

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I’m not a Nugget!!! – RIP Owen Hart

P.S. You must be dick if you say, “Just sayin’”.

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 28] [“The Great Unknown”]

Mondo descends the stairs and greets the FBI agents. Her Mrs. Smith is nowhere in sight. It’s around and about triangulating the source of the signal. “Ms. Bloom. Mr. Mac. Tempus fugit,” Mondo coyly teases. “Yes, time flies,” Eunice parries. … Continue reading

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