Month: February 2011

“Simply Marvelous”

They are standing in a dark room. Mondo and Mrs. Smith are standing, patiently waiting. Finally, Cindy McCain enters the room and sits down in the only … read more “Cindy McCain”

“My favorite pickup lines.”

Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me, miss. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Excuse me, miss. Does this rag … read more “The idle doodles of Clyde “Smitty” Tolson, Assistant Director of the FBI”

“I’ll let you feed on us and make me dirty girl after we finish your book. Deal?”

“Outwardly, you will be dominatrix and Borg when I don’t feed. And, you will be dirty girl when I do feed. Agreed?”

“For … read more “Palin, because nobody does it better than Sarah and the women of the RNC — Republican, Forever!!!”

“Dame Julia’s Used-To-Be.”

Although she cannot see, that familiar prickly feeling tells her that she’s once more at the threshold of that fateful ROOM. She slips off her clogs, that sadistic footwear with … read more “Save Our Land, Join the Klan — Connie’s-ROOM.com”

“Darque Razor”

Sexy, Sexy, Sexy, Sexy. It’s SEXY again and again, with her bleached-blond coif, pancake makeup, loathsome mouth, dark brooding eyeliner, cold blooded stare, and hard, haughty looks. Nothing cosmetically Kum or Borg. A walking orgasm.

But. … read more “Starfleet-Borg”