Monthly Archives: February 2011

“I, The Jury” – [Part 25] [“June, a bikini, & the beach”]

An hour ago the place was swarming with cops and FBI. The scene was a slaughterhouse. Things are getting back to normal. Normally … gunshots can be heard mere blocks away, even in broad daylight. But, for now, violence quiesces, … Continue reading

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Stella Stevens – [“I JUST HAD SEX” – THE LONELY ISLAND FEATURING AKON]

“But, she’s my Food,” the Darque that I am snarls in response! Teeth jagged. Drinking-live fangs bared. Robert thinking better released his hold, knowing in his heart of hearts, that discretion is the better part of valor: Live today so … Continue reading

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All sassy and that! – [“Simply … June”]

“You might be in the room that you die in.” – Jigsaw

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 24] [“In time … this world shall be mine!”]

“I’m Deckard, Eli … Blade Runner. 26354. I’m filed and monitored.” The huge black man flashes his badge and two rows of pearly-white teeth. His shiny-black skin glistens under the fluorescent lighting. He’s a member of one of those special … Continue reading

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The Cassiopaean Experiment [“The Cassiopaean Transcripts from 1994 to 2002”]

  *** The Irland Cassiopaea Logs Unedited Ouiji Board Transcripts With Aliens From Constellation Cassiopeia Please be patient when you open the transcripts online. There is a long pause and then the document will upload to your screen. As you can … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 23] [“Spellbound – Black Magic Woman”]

Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good. But, it’s best to be good. Mondo’s Weirdings are not clipped to the waistband of her skirt. Nor are they setting on the nightstand by the bed. They are clipped to the … Continue reading

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I Bring It – [“The old ones, revisited”]

The old ones were. The old ones are. The old ones shall be. They walk the Earth, all of the Earths of all of the worlds, when the walls between worlds weaken and the gates of Yog-Sothoth swing wide open. … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 22] [“I Spit on Your Grave”]

Game play? A junkie prostitute and her well-heeled john. Mondo enters the room and locks the door behind her. The hygiene mode for her clothes switches off. She sits in a chair by the door like a butch’s private secretary … Continue reading

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TO QUOTE RON SIMMONS, “DAMN”

Intermission – New Installment of “I, The Jury” on Monday Tool– 1) someone who is a complete idiot. 2) someone who is used by other people, and usually dosen’t even realize it. 3) someone who can’t think for themselves. 4) … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 21] [“Stratusfaction Guaranteed”]

Bespectacled and severely dressed, Mondo is sporting her debras in place of her careys, and for good reason. She’s sporting ink. Her cloths conceal all of her tattoos save for one, and the ankle strap of her right shoe conceals … Continue reading

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It’s real. Its DAMN real!

“HERB is the HEALING of a NATION, ALCOHOL is the DESTRUCTION”, Bob Marley

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Debras – [“Yum … Yum … More … Diva-licious”]

And, there is something new, a permanent addition to not only her SHO, but to her couture. Wraparound ankle straps have been added to her mules. In other words, her mules got tweaked. Strappy ankle wrap debrahs: The other shoe … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 20] [“The Four – American by birth … White by the grace of God.”]

Hoover’s office is on the top floor. A penthouse with a view. It’s ornate and expansive, befitting a man of his power, stature, and prestige. This is where he does photo ops with the press. This is where he meets … Continue reading

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Don’t fuck with the Panda!

Do not hide your sorrow. Or banish it from sight. Take it out to burn. Set the pain against it.

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Deborahs, Careys, The WWF, and Miss Debra – [“Yum … Yum … Diva-licious”]

    Deborahs: Deborahs are the strappy fetish variation of the “classic” pump she was, up till now, wearing. Deborahs are not, classic-style opera pumps, they are the popular D’Orsay (pronounced: door-say) style. Same 6-inch razor heel (6-inch stiletto heel), … Continue reading

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“I, The Jury” – [Part 19] [“I meant to hurt your feelings. I’m a bigot, and proud of it, my words are supposed to hate.”]

Having gotten his second wind, once they reach Science Section miles beneath/within the Federal Building, Bernie goes at it again. A player to the end. “Give a brother a chance,” He flashes those trademark pearly-whites of his. They never fail … Continue reading

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Back in the Day … [“Connie Smith, her Wahl-30, and her twins – those Hogs”]

Captain Miller barks some commands into her speaker phone. Minutes later, a gold shield [detective] drops a Wahl-30 into Connie’s lap. He leaves as quickly as he came in. The black gun belt is all Fastex closures, Nylonex webbing, and … Continue reading

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Damn – [“Damn!”]

“Good things somethimes do come in small packages.”

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